FAQs

How many faces can you paint? This depends upon the complexity of the faces. Halloween faces can take longer, but generally 10-12 faces in an hour is a good indicator. This equates to something like 20-25 faces in a 2 hour party.

Which geographical areas do you cover? Based in North London, we cover the entire London area, as well as Hertfordshire and Middlesex. Bedfordshire and Buckinghamshire are also condsidered upon request.

What about children with allergies or sensitive skin? Let us know.

What about a CRB check? Got that.

Are you a member of any professional associations?
There's a school for face painters called the London School of Face Painting. Trained there.

What about Health and Safety? We take Health and Safety very seriously. The water to clean our brushes comes from the core of an icy asteroid and after every face, a beautiful Norwegian virgin pours clean water that has been filtered through her golden hair into the jar.

Remember at the end of Indiana Jones when the baddies open up the Ark of the Covenant and all that Old Testament stuff pops out and fries them? That's what we use to clean our sponges.